69 Cosmo Bachelors Trumps Adam Levine and Maroon 5

Yeah, I admit I was a bit pissed when I couldn't get any tickets to Maroon 5's concert last night, but apparently God had other plans for me. A month ago, Cosmo magazine announced that their Cosmo Bachelors Party was to be last night - the same night Maroon 5 was scheduled to perform here! See! Never doubt Him! And anyway, I've seen Maroon 5 twice already and well, the truth is, seeing 69 naked men shimmying onstage was WHEW - so much fun really - and I've seen Adam Levine shirtless in last year's concert here - so no reason to fret. Thank you Lord for always being the wise one!