A Critical Handsome Man

My beautiful friend is crazy in love with this guy, yun lang, she had a tanong for me which I could not answer kasi, wala naman akong na-experience pa na ganun.

The guy kasi is medyo pintasero, critical, parang movie critic, napapansin lahat. People call him masungit na nga behind his back.

Pero he's so guwapo and tall and nice body talaga - kaya yung fault na yun parang nafoforgive na lang nya. In other words, nagbubulag-bulagan ang lola nyo!

Kaya I joked her, naku, baka pag kayo na, pati sa kama, pintasan ka niyan, makaya mo kaya ang sarcastic jokes niya? 

Ang tanong is, ang person ba na 'critic' ang peg sa ordinary life, pintas here, pintas there, pintasero din ba sa kama?