My Boylet's Faux Pas!

One of my boylets came to my room tonight and saw this picture on my wall and said, "Oh, did your pamangkins draw this?"

I gasped (quietly!) and said, "Oh, that's a Picasso. That's a portrait of his mistress."

And he smartly deflected the faux pas by asking, "Do your pamangkins draw well?"

O di ba, kabig agad si kuya! Anyhow, his well-placed six-pack abs and cute face more than made up for his lack of knowledge in art.

Siguro my advocacy should be teaching art history to boys with six-pack abs, tapos ang quiz, take off one piece of clothing if you incorrectly identify a painting I will show to you, charot!