Pink Fox Patrol

Rule #6:  Exercise and get fit – if you’ve seen the Energizer ad – para silang bunny sa kama – they just go on and on and on……tha...

Rule #5:  Introduce them to the real arts – ballet, classical music, art exhibits, musical theatre, the opera – unlike you, it’s ...

Rule #4:  Don’t buy them expensive stuff – masasanay – I tell them – you have to work for it – it will give dignity to your labor a...

Rule #3: Oo out ka na – tanda mo na e, pero these guys are not, so tone down the colors of your clothes – Pucci is out, Ann De...

Rule #2: Stay current in his kind of entertainment (TV, movies, music) even if it's torture for you - Gossip Girl (barf!) Korea...

Rule #1: Never talk to them the way his parents do - even if his parents are actually your age - you are his lover, not his mothe...